@TheOnion Man Not sure if Hubris or Acid Re flux will be his downfall.
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@TheOnion prolly cuz his boyfriend is paying for it... lol -
@barefootpoet107@TheOnion True DAT cause real men don't use straws. - End of conversation
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@TheOnion @mpwhitehead99 I could eat all that!
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@TheOnion@drewmagary Area Man Posts Pictures of Food He Didn't Cook on Social MediaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@ChinatownBranch Would love to be that guy some day.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Too early in the year to get good stories?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion omg that even kind of looks like me#plumplifeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@travissdavis24 me, everytime. This is why I take my time with menus!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I feel this food ordered speaks volumes of me as a person.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@ActuallyBrandon He should of gotten the meatball sandwich. -
@NoBallHere@TheOnion@ActuallyBrandon Should HAVE.
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@TheOnion@jennydelherpes those are some righteous looking onion ringsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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