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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 8 Jan 2016

    Pope Francis Wearing Sweater Vestments He Got For Christmaspic.twitter.com/32bau0sHoA

    9:42 AM - 8 Jan 2016
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    • Elouise CronyCap Buzzkiller, 1/1,024th Inflationist Ernesto G Kordero Benzai10👩🏿📷⚖⛩🤓 analog pixel dreamgirl Abeo Victor Tangermann David Giambusso
    19 replies 741 retweets 1,451 likes
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      2. Patrick Tomassi‏ @patricktomassi 8 Jan 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        MSgr Cihak made it into the Onion! "@TheOnion: Pope Francis Wearing Sweater Vestments He Got For Christmas pic.twitter.com/QA52vs4SsZ”

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      3. s‏ @cishirtle 8 Jan 2016
        Replying to @patricktomassi

        @patricktomassi @TheOnion the pope must have an Irish grandmother that knits.

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      1. Ukraine-English-News in the USA 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 🇺🇦‏ @discjocke52 14 Jan 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @begoodtome4sake Big midsection, or is someone under there?

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      1. Marcelo Figueras‏ @MarceloFigueras 8 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion @sebacampanario Santa Claus got them for him in Hosanna Republic.

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      1. Bill Edwards‏ @BEdwards_Star 8 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion Probably a re-gift from Pope Benedict.

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      1. Crystal‏ @crystal_night20 9 Jan 2016
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        “@TheOnion: Pope Francis Wearing Sweater Vestments He Got For Christmas pic.twitter.com/UipSyPWvj2” @IngrahamAngle @MonicaCrowley

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      1. KariAnna Kuklinski‏ @k_kuklinski 8 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion @kate_overton_

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      1. Morghese‏ @morgeezy 8 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion @SandraLaguerta

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      1. Shanna Williams‏ @hotshannamama 8 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion how much yarn did it take for grandma to knit that monstrosity??

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      1. Michael Pearson‏ @Michael55081048 8 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion @ThisCatholicGrl a men

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      1. goatagorditajajajaja‏ @sophia4534271 8 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion cute ❤️

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      1. goatagorditajajajaja‏ @sophia4534271 8 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion 😳😳😳😹😹😹

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      1. Patrice O' Hamilton‏ @ahcros 8 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion @fatherkirby "Hey, does the cable look make me look fat?"

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      1. Ellen Anderson‏ @MochaLite 8 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion @pegobry Tea on the keyboard over this! LOLOL!

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      1. patricia mcgee‏ @patrici78748932 8 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion @SrBethanyFSP .....the biggest Aran jumper I ever saw:-)

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      1. Busted Halo‏ @BustedHalo 8 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion LOL

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      1. PolkadotBetsey‏ @Betsy_Inside 8 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion would have been better if it were a Snuggie.

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      1. Ellastractia‏ @ellastractia 8 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion also please the hat something with earmuffs and pompous and long strings?

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      1. Ellastractia‏ @ellastractia 8 Jan 2016
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        .@TheOnion oh. My. Gosh. Make a poster!! Make a papal poster please!!!

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