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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 8 Jan 2016

    Man Who Just Purchased 3,000 Rounds Of Ammunition Online Perfectly Sane, Thinks Man Processing Orderhttp://onion.com/1OQ8BS8 

    5:01 AM - 8 Jan 2016
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      1. J-Wall‏ @JWallJackson 8 Jan 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Your stupid, constant anti-gun "satire" is honestly ruining The Onion.

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      1. Poppe‏ @sd_poppe 8 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion yea cause people who hunt, shoot skeet or respect the 2nd amendment are all crazy lunatics. This false narrative is getting old.

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      1. Moe Lane (@Ogiel23)‏ @moelane 8 Jan 2016
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        .@TheOnion ...What evidence do you provincial hicks have that the dude wasn't? Geez, there's a world outside the BosWash bubble, kids.

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      1. Oswald Spengler‏ @DogHavingHisDay 8 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion In other news: Law enforcement stockpiling millions of bullets not arming up for martial law just getting bulk discount... right?

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      1. Craig Cato‏ @bamageo1989 8 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion Do you know where he got them so I can place my order as well?

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      1. Elizabeth Sullivan‏ @EJSullivan61 8 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion That’s about the size of it 😕

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      1. DJ Con Silly‏ @CDizzle0031 8 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion @TKoffke12

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      1. Conor O'Reilly‏ @ConzieSays 16 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion @decgaffney you gotta wonder what it was like growing up here during the 70shttps://goo.gl/maps/4VSPZhGpCTw …

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      1. Mort Schubert‏ @MortSchubert 8 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion This is nothing! When I was in high school, I would buy 10 to 20K rounds every weekend.

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      1.  🌕Salvatore the Spoop 🎃‏ @ManWithTheBFG 8 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion Why do you hate my freedom/others' lifestyle choices so much that you clearly don't even bother to learn the existing gun laws?

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      1. Murles Brazen‏ @MurlesBrazen 8 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion MMMMM delicious lefty gun control propaganda, it's even seeping into your satire.

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      1. Bill Krehnbrink‏ @CoachforPOTUS 8 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion No one goes to target range from the Onion. Mental health issues? ??? Uh, that is where your thinking is same as everyone else's.

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      1. Odysseus Derision‏ @UlyssesDerision 8 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion but it's so much cheaper! I miss the 525 round boxes of .22 for 15$

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      1. xyphophorus‏ @xyphophorus 8 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion Man processing order has no way to know if this is a couple months' worth of practice ammo or a deranged lunatic's stock-up.

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      1. Katie‏ @ilvmookiemonste 8 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion LOL, Short and Sweet.

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      1. Carter Hall‏ @TF74RI 8 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion Onion, lay off the liberal commentary.

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      1.  👻I'm spoopy online to hide my crippling anxiety 👻‏ @as_one_does 8 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion lotta jimmies have been rustled this morning, it seems. Lotta rustled jimmies.

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