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@TheOnion he was so close, but yet, sofarThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@AreaVanderMan@RobVanDoren hey, was that you I saw with a new sofa last weekend?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion no kidding!@ArmyofDadThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I've bought 25. My wisdom is yours. Just ask.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Meanwhile the man admitted his 99 visits to Ikea had nothing to do with furniture and everything to do with their meatballs.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion tell me about itThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion poor guy.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion What is there to know, you sit on it and if it feel good you pay for it and you and your buddy haul it home.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion if he wasn't such a lazy boy, he'd know moreThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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