@TheOnion @helenlaurenjons all the @ fucking crickets in our house
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@TheOnion @jakjohnruth Looks like Florida!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion shh.. listen Cockroaches: "World Domination"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion They are orienting! Give them some credit.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion deeply insightfulThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion An editorial piece!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion GeniusThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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