@TheOnion Keep a smartphone with U at all times. Play more & more games, stimulating the neuron fibers 2 both the left & right cortex nodes.
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@TheOnion Video your night when out drinking. If you cant remember anything just go to the tape. Perfect Memory.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Hey baby I hear the blues a callin tossed salads and scrambled eggs!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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