@TheOnion You've been beaten to it.http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2016/01/04/saudi-executioners-shoulder-giving-him-hell-lately-2/ …
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@TheOnion that's the executioner? Freaking heartless maybe warm up with chopping hands before cutting heads off. Love and peace to the worldThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "Saudi Executioner denied medical leave for carpal tunnel after talking endlessly on twitter about how he's not as bad as ISIS"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion got to stretch manThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@KingslyFishao@TheOnion@mchlspada4a just hope it's not a rotor cuff cuz that will sideline you for awhile.
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@TheOnion @JerryJ1997 Seriously man ? These guys will have to give it a serious thought about living in the current Century!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Do they suspend Executions while he is on IR, or do they bring in the guy on the bench? - 2 more replies
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@TheOnion poor baby hurt himself beheading too many people. Time to STOP the beheadings!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@rufusjones1 A little yoga might help with thatThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@PaulGross_ *sarcasm on* Poor guy. I so pity him... *sarcasm off*Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@PaulGross_ Pffff seriously ?? ...
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@TheOnion BahahahaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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