@TheOnion Once again not all background screens are created equal. We would have performed a comprehensive FCRA compliant search..
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@TheOnion ALL gerbils are deranged#hamstersruleThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Good Morning!!!......Thinking about You also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpTf1GFjCd8 …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@ComfortablySmug This could also apply to a particular GOP presidential candidate
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@TheOnion I think I had a deranged gerbil once!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion starting 2016 right I seeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion HAH! slip through the cracks! HIGH-LARIOUS!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@nickgillespie A more powerful centralized government can solve this problem!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Dollars to donuts I'll bet that was one of those Syrian gerbils.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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