@TheOnion *every diner party at my house*
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@TheOnion we need better screening and pajama control laws so these things don't happenThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Aw, those darned kids!
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@TheOnion Jokes on him, Jimmy Savile is in that cupboard.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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“
@TheOnion: Pajama-Clad Child Makes Turbulent Rampage Through Dinner Party http://onion.com/1O0Hnor pic.twitter.com/MF2CQV3MR5” hahaha
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@TheOnion the sausage rolls did not survive.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion story of my life.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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