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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 3 Jan 2016

    "The bottom line is that I’m this child’s mother, and I know what’s best." http://onion.com/1YYDkf2 pic.twitter.com/81NyVu2wz3

    7:14 AM - 3 Jan 2016
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      1. AD‏ @kruz213 3 Jan 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion if ur kid is vaccinated then u hv nothing to worry about if people don't vaccinate there's or that means the vaccine doesnt work.

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      2. MMA Analytics‏ @MMA_Frenzy 3 Jan 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Be afraid. These people actually vote. They also insist on owning firearms. The Great, Uninformed, Retarded Majority.

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      3. Zeev Kidron‏ @ZeevKidron 3 Jan 2016
        Replying to @MMA_Frenzy

        @MMA_Frenzy @TheOnion In reality, not where U live it appears, these people are more likely to be against guns and for criminalizing speech

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. MMA Analytics‏ @MMA_Frenzy 3 Jan 2016
        Replying to @ZeevKidron

        @ZeevKidron @TheOnion What have you been smoking, bud? These people believe in creation science, eat game meat and homeschool their kids.

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      1. Spooky Cunt‏ @nicocchin 3 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion @ZombieNeith does this even count as parody if I can go to google and find a real article like this within a minute?

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      1. AMERICA ❌FIRST ❌  🇺🇸‏ @SGTROCKUSMC82 3 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion @TzviZucker wait if she's the mother & wants to kill the unborn child thats ok but if she doesn't want 2vaccinate she has norights

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      1. Elanie Cardenas‏ @CardenasElanie 3 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane She obviously doesn't care about anyone else's child. Not all vaccines are necessary, but polio is very important

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      1. Vincent Menezes‏ @vincentmenezes 3 Jan 2016
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        "The bottom line is that I’m this child’s mother and I know what’s best." .@TheOnion http://onion.com/1YYDkf2 pic.twitter.com/nxhAM6pT6p

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      1. Kellishka‏ @kellychorn 7 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion @DerrenBrown if you like that, look at this one: (gomerblog = onion for doctors). Hilarious.http://gomerblog.com/2014/09/vaccines/ …

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      1. MariusOmy‏ @MariusOmy 3 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane so if it is in her childs right to kill mine ,the revere is also true gues my kin will get an ak47 for his bday;)

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      1. lykke nielsen‏ @lykkenielsen98 3 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane wrong!!!

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      1. J. Garrett Culver‏ @j_garrett_c 3 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion @YoungRitual I can see we'll have something to talk about next time we hang.

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      1. angel wings‏ @gem1983gemma 3 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane I used to rage at parents not vaccinating until my son was rushed in to A&E after meningitis jab at 8w old

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      2. Jenkins Law Firm‏ @JenkinsLawFrm 3 Jan 2016
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Since the children whose parents chose to vaccinate are protected from those that didn't, everyone's individual rights protected.

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      3. Dr Soledad Miranda‏ @NeuroLatina 3 Jan 2016
        Replying to @JenkinsLawFrm

        @JenkinsLawFrm @TheOnion vaccines can't protect everyone. Inform yourself why it is important to vaccinate everyone that can be vaccinated

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      4. Jenkins Law Firm‏ @JenkinsLawFrm 3 Jan 2016
        Replying to @NeuroLatina

        @sole1810 @TheOnion That was sort of my point.

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      5. Dr Soledad Miranda‏ @NeuroLatina 3 Jan 2016
        Replying to @JenkinsLawFrm

        @JenkinsLawFrm the sarcasm escaped me with so many true anti-vaxers outraged @TheOnion

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