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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 2 Jan 2016

    Study Finds College Still More Worthwhile Than Spending 4 Years Chained To Radiator http://onion.com/1Jlp0vt pic.twitter.com/4yhhK8L5tR

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      1. Nick In't Hout‏ @NickIntHout 2 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion @MeganMcClellan @erikchazin @jlay_66 there you have it. Hope 2nd semester starts well for you all!

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      1. Fire On The Mountain‏ @toodeemo 2 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion Depends. Where's the radiator?

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      1. boringfileclerk‏ @boringfileclerk 2 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion That's debatable. You have more freedom chained to a radiator.

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      1. milk bone‏ @m1lkb0ne 2 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion @I_AM_IRON_VAN I'd say the jury's still out on this one.

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      1. Michael Dayne‏ @MDayne 2 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion CTR less crushing debt.

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      1. TattooLady1969‏ @tattoolady1969 19 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion black snake moan part 2

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      1. BigYellowFlower‏ @bigyellowflower 3 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion Are you sure about that...

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      1. Anthony Kauffman‏ @Anthnytdwg 2 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion Radiator would have given a lot less debt

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      1. MedicineForFuel‏ @MedicineForFuel 2 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion I wish I would have seen this study 4 years ago... Well, guess I should probably unchain myself and go to college. What a waste 😞

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      1. Dennis Stillman‏ @DennisNobody 2 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion It will take a lot longer than four years to pay off the student loans. Maybe the radiator wasn't all that bad.....

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      1. Kitty‏ @BestestKitty 2 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion Barely. It's still worth more, but barely.

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      1. Lord Nurgle‏ @The_Spore666 2 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion @PI20XY IDK in a world where whiney brat s attack over a Halloween costume being triggering maybe the radiator would be better

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      1. 1 year 3 months Viol3t‏ @FO7935 2 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion yeah but it's safe and warm next to the radiator

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      1. Ed Howell‏ @Graydog51 2 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion Wouldn't that depend on where the radiator is?

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      1. Marshmallowmancer‏ @mallowmancer 2 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion I'm going to need to see several accredited sources on this one...

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      1. Pat‏ @patman1216 2 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion @JJElliott10

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      1. Angry Mofo‏ @angrymofo 2 Jan 2016
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        @TheOnion I'm not convinced

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