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@TheOnion lmfaooooooooo
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@TheOnion@AmyKuhle31 this is so mean

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@TheOnion@heyennisshutup Mine always talks big game about NOT being alive the next year, because she knows she's living to 100.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion she's acting a lil too big for her depends. Ouch, that hurt ME.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion even if grandma doesn't make it in her human body, she will be there in spirit, which tech. she will still be very much alive.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Going to finish my next book no matter what these chest pains portend...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion no promises will be broken here
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@TheOnion lol stop it onion wtfThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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