@TheOnion You make me Laugh all the time...Thank You and whatever you are?
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@TheOnion I caught an unusually long red light otherwise I would have been all over it! Got a burger and beer instead.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Retired early so I could fail to realize my dream of becoming stinking rich writing post-apocalyptic fantasy.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I havnt had a match since I beat up satan.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion welcome to today's world! Love it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion fucking hell i was just sitting hereThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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