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“@TheOnion: Least Common New Year's Resolutions http://onion.com/1Jlo5Lz pic.twitter.com/CToG8wwgVG”I heart the Onion
@TheOnion Resolutions: I give them all up for Lent anyway
@TheOnion I resolve to stop Nina Blackwood from seeing my future.
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Read my book. Section on stalagtites & stalagmites.
@TheOnion I've resolved to unlearn French & calculus.My brain hard-drive is getting full & it appears I won't be using them. Lying teachers!
@TheOnion I am boss at Mancala and my mom never wins
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