@TheOnion I believe it's tied with "listening to parents have sex".
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@TheOnion Only until age 15 then deafness towards parent-talk sets in.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion woman is tricked into robbing a bank by fake film producer" woman told police that she was offered a lead roleThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@MikeWarp9 -No wonder you wanted the upstairs bedroom...#feelslikehomeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@danielson6298 my childhood

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@melaurale@TheOnion lmao same
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@TheOnion Trying to make people think or what? Are you better off apart? Really?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ATLtvDirector@TheOnion spot on, per usual
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@TheOnion when things are fixable only with a pack of gummybears and apokemon cardThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this is true though
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