@TheOnion @jackferry99 It's too real
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@TheOnion@jokerdalton44 October. That was the last time I touched my leather bound notebook. We had a good run.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion She'll eventually need a pen.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion thanks for sharing The Onion, have a great Monday :) (insight by http://commun.it )Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion What is especially funny about this is that I received 2 leather bound notebooks for Christmas. Look out world!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@ECarrieHowland the peplum coat sleeves are what seals the satire. So good I could cry.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Dear diary today I took off my burka but am still wearing my bomb, am waiting for word from moohamed to kill more infidels....Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion too, too funny!!

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@TheOnion that's stupid, journals have existed forever. It's not only for women either...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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