@TheOnion @monan_chuck there are also plenty of jobs out there for those willing to outwork an undocumented alien.
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@TheOnion There are still plenty of jobs to be done by humans! Hand jobs..blow jobs..Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That's not funny cause robots are going to replace 40 percent of jobs in the 25? years or so. Oh you knew that....Sorry again -
@bfb123456@TheOnion This is such an unfortunate fact ....
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@TheOnion when and where are theyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Please help me anyone http://www.gofundme.com/gastroparesisandme ….Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Is there one for a professional Twitter Junky?
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