@TheOnion but no, Megatron blew it
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@TheOnion Ѽ ●́───────────────●́ ☆ Hαve α ɴιce тιмe ☆ ●́───────────────●́Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Well they sort of got things running on the little Blue Pill.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @orion_neosThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion It's the Tesseract, Loki should be here any minute. Goddamn it guys.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@SinnersKnow Energon Cubes!! - 1 more reply
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@TheOnion @GOYM_9 we are too busy promoting trans-fat gender-demisexual equality and privilegeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@AaronCSimon The future!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Instead, we still run on stupid@DunkinDonuts !Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion And what a stupid nation they were.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@TweetTully ENERNGEON CUBES!!!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@TimberPuppers A tesseract!?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion They would have if Loki and Thor hadn't taken the blue cube back to Asgard.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion tragic of atomic engineering: intheyear2000 wealldrive our flying plutoniumpowered cars enjoying larame cigarettes+childrenwhiskeyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ah the feasibility of pocket nuke reactors, pocket fusion reactors and the power of one supergeniusses mind unleashed hahAThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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