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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 29 Dec 2015

    Campaign Staffers Making Progress Conditioning Hillary Clinton To Replicate Emotions http://onion.com/1QUMlqt pic.twitter.com/kbpXqggGL6

    10:30 AM - 29 Dec 2015
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    16 replies 525 retweets 950 likes
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      2.  ❌ rmack2x‏ @rmack2x 29 Dec 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @LaurelCatherine Hillary needed to read from her playbook at Benghazi hearing..pic.twitter.com/THR8MMZ12U

        1 reply 2 retweets 1 like
      3. Laurel Catherine‏ @LaurelCatherine 30 Dec 2015
        Replying to @rmack2x

        .@rmack2x @TheOnion Occassionally ..when it comes 2 supporting the killing of r military ..she can get her "just-what-comes-naturally" on

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      1. Todd Powers‏ @Todd9904 29 Dec 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @AmericanGlob Thing is, this doesn't have to be a parody. They could really be doing this.

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      1. 𝕕𝕖𝕝‏ @d__el 29 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion Won’t work. Every time she turns her head more than 15 degrees you can see the zipper on the neck of her human suit. @SkidWillie

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      1. James Munro‏ @JamesMunro5 29 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion @MrJohnNicolson will they make her stop nodding and speaking slowly as if to a class of slow-witted children? #billwasmorefun

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      2. katherine mellow‏ @katydid_alot 29 Dec 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Silly's!Women in politics can't have emotions.They might start WW3, in a fit of Hagen Daaz induced ennui.

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      3. ⟵First GOP President‏ @gopcog 29 Dec 2015
        Replying to @katydid_alot

        @katydid_alot @TheOnion Does ice cream induce ennui, or the opposite?

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      4. katherine mellow‏ @katydid_alot 29 Dec 2015
        Replying to @gopcog

        @gopcog @TheOnion When it comes to Hagen Daaz, it could go either way. That stuff is crack for middle aged women!No telling what they'll do!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Dale Swanson‏ @BRASSLOAD 30 Dec 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @HT_GunWriter Practice emotions in front of the mirror & look for key words & opportunities to play them out for her audience.

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      1. Noneya Business‏ @notmyname1939 30 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion When did you stop doing Fiction / Parody?

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      1. Waverly Phillips‏ @WaverlyPhilips 29 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion It's amazing how the onion is th emost sexist and bigoted news source out there

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      1. Gracie‏ @crossroads11223 29 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion maybe she's robot

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      1. SusiQ76Rocks‏ @Susiq76Rocks 29 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion is going down, down, down, down! Hillary amuses no one! #takethatgrandma

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      1. C 🎯nservatarian‏ @kakeenan 29 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion @vjeannek mwahaha

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      1. Reader Pere‏ @PereReader 29 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion @patrickmadrid Hilarious.

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      1. potus2016‏ @potus2016app 29 Dec 2015
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        https://goo.gl/bRrIiu  #tcot Ok @TheOnion, Hillary Clinton is #1 in Dem. field last hour Twitter mentioned

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      1. Fus_Ro_Skeleton  💯‏ @Fus_Ro_Skeleton 29 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion LOOOOL.

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