@TheOnion @johnheywood, this resembles you with more facial consternation
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@johnheywood@TheOnion Soggy Fries...Part 2
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@TheOnion story of my life omgThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@iamjermainew Use a drink top, its what I do.#LifeHackThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Where do they sell chicken tenders that big??Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion His expression is my entire life.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion excellent readThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Dude, listen, there is a solution to this overwhelming issue. Pour the sauce onto the chicken strip. Mind boggling, I know. Faith!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Tell the vapid tween you have sitting behind the keyboard "You don't have to capitalize every word in a sentence."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion A pain I know all too well.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion You're misreading, as usual. Actually, he's on a hopeless quest: searching for your editor's brains!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion How about pouring the sauce on the tenders instead?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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