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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Dec 2015

    GOP Warns Refugees Likely To Be Driven To Terrorism By Way America Would Treat Them http://onion.com/1kd2Y21 pic.twitter.com/Mw2MassQ7m

    12:15 PM - 26 Dec 2015
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      1. Deep Space Spines dot com‏ @roundthewheel 26 Dec 2015
        Replying to @thefinn12345

        @thefinn12345 @TheOnion Ben Carson actually did end up saying something remarkably close to this only a few weeks after it was published.

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      2. Lavender  🌒‏ @lav_sunrise 26 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion wow 9/11 im offendpic.twitter.com/iLpXuRwrBV

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      3. Odysseus Derision‏ @UlyssesDerision 26 Dec 2015
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        @Phin_Pie Illuminati confirmed!

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      1. Pamela Tyahla‏ @PamelaTyahla 28 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion @lorinda1434 guess they shouldn't come then, huh?

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      1. Carol I. Krim‏ @Filmfoodfur 26 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion GOP will do just that if only to be right; GOP will also drive everyone else to become insane. Then will deny health coverage.

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      1. IthinkthereforeIam‏ @GaLiberal 26 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion may b the Onion but there's a large grain of truth in that comment. @realDonaldTrump is ISIS recruiting poster child.

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      1. vega‏ @trumpster2017 29 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion that's why we should not except any

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      1. Its_me_DBT‏ @DBTINC 27 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion The solution? stay the fuck home.

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      1. Jordan Webb‏ @Jordan_emma7 26 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion

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      1. The Stoned Theologian‏ @StonedTheology 26 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion @brianmclaren shouldn't that be "how the GOP would treat them"?

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      1. J. Riley Lewis‏ @jRileyWrites 26 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion Treating immigrants badly in the US is hardly satire. #smh. #americantradition

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      1. Paul A Forbes‏ @paforbes_2016 26 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion A very BIG reason people r being driven out of their countries is because of us in the region, & most available weapons from US.

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      1. Paul A Forbes‏ @paforbes_2016 26 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion If u believe guns don't kill people, people do. How can u believe Muslims should not b allowed in? Muslims don't kill, only bad 1s

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