@TheOnion And they run the risk of being carpet bombed by Cruz' forces...
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@TheOnion Could he send Trump over there too?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion NOW THAT'S FUNNY RIGHT THERE, I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE

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@TheOnion why does the onion public real and fake joke news is kind of annoying but not confusing if you are a genius and understand sarcasmThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion he should be the first to go.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion نحراب ليل الوطنThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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