@TheOnion @AsTrillByGinger I hate that it's me 

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@bens0nhedges
@AsTrillByGinger@TheOnion lets be real... its actually gunna be me
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@jasminelaurenx3
@AsTrillByGinger@TheOnion YOU'RE SO RIGHT LMAO
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@TheOnion If I'm lucky, they'll make me into a nice batch of Soylent Green snack crackers.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Horribly, morbidly funny.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I received my 1st donation. Will you help too?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@brendonwalsh wait....I thought I knew but found out that he hates me thank godThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @juniemooniee lol YOUThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion too real ;_;Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Funny and TRUE!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I always thought the Onion focused to have a funny angle on stories - not this time, it's personal!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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