@TheOnion Your odds are better for finding life on Mars.
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@TheOnion damn Congress peopleThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Can they detect competency with that thing?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Oh, I thought SETI would be using it to try and find some intelligent lifeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion tweet of the day....!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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