@TheOnion That may be true but it's SO worth it! 
@NationalZoo @MommyMei98 @houseofcubs @tiantianpanda97 (The Onion = satire)
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@aCatNamedBloom@TheOnion@NationalZoo@MommyMei98@houseofcubs I didn't laugh. I could never laugh when my WIFE gets called a fat behind - 1 more reply
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@TheOnion You're looking at this issue in black and white...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion. And, the babies daddy is a local resident!! Can't he pony or panda up and get a job. It's DC for crying out loud.. Lots of jobsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion All that bamboo she eats doesn't grow on trees.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion To make it worse she is a Chinese immigrant and mixed race. Wtf! ;)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion People like to think the world is panda, when it's really more koala... - 1 more reply
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@TheOnion: Single, Unemployed Mother Leeching Off Government http://onion.com/1KVoaAa pic.twitter.com/al5eTRqn1a” ha ha!
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@TheOnion they are always 'panda'ring to the gooberment.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion it's either this way or alimony. Both are leeching.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That is horrible when you picture of a panda.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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