@TheOnion No guns for those who can't eat pork
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@TheOnion They are so brave. (cough cough choke)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion YOU DO NOT SHOW THE WORDING OF THIS SECOND AMENDMENT. THIS WAS DONE IN JULY OF 2015....HELLO!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion moreofthedeathpartyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion they clearly haven't had enough#HillaryCookies#Hillary2016#cookiesnotguns


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@TheOnion we had to be sureThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I like the Onion better when it's funny.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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