@TheOnion What if i'm allergic to my cat?
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@TheOnion Lol, because it's the only way Claritin would work for me.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@comp_sci_joe I want one for Christmas!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@BunnBunnBB a hot new remedy!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @sixfourofficial hahaha fuckThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion hilariousThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion here's hoping Santa puts one under the tree for me...

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@TheOnion@brettsinn You need one of these! -
@jeff_shortKC@TheOnion the smoke though... :(
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@TheOnion even cats? : OThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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