@TheOnion adding insult to injury!! as a matter of principle every measure must be taken so there must be no innocent lives taken by drones.
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@TheOnion OK, wow. You completely had me, I was just about to go off on a rant about how awful that is. Totally believed it for a moment.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion some things we do just ain't funny. Quite a few things come to think of it and glib just don't catch it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Obama has instituted condolence drones to drop flowers over the graves of killed terrorists. Amazon is adding this service.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Amazon offers Prime service to Pentagon for future bombings. Promises "total liquification of all enemies in less than 24 hours."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Controller high; accidentally kills 28 peopleThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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