@TheOnion @Fixer_guy oh how I wish this were true
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@TheOnion In this dream, The White House was Trump Tower in NYC. Not kidding. I have no idea if Mrs. Trump and Mr. Hillary were in on it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Ok I had this dream that somehow Hillary and Donald were presidents together at the same time. Truth.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion look at her she's so personable.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion What, is that all Trump gave her??Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Millions of idiot conservatives will believe this to be truth. Sad, really.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion $2 billion? Better check your tweets better.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion There is a difference between satire and nonsense lying.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@Fixer_guy - She should not have taken 3 weeks off and the extra job as a Jedi in the new Star Wars movie... That'll teach her!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Don't think@HillaryClinton has "blow" anything in a long timeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Bloody Marys and abortions?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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