@TheOnion Are you having a contest where readers must find fewest # of words needed to make that sound even remotely grammatically correct?
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@TheOnion@JenKirkman Heard Todd Hanson telling Marc Maron that he'd always considered The Onion to be a subversive publication. Good!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@JenKirkman Hooray for The Onion!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Yes, what's up with the grammar? Like congressmen give a shit if we have a child or not. If they did they'd be lobbying pregos.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Howzabout a mirror? So they can look the true monster in the eye.#BirthControlOrAbstinenceEasierThanMurderForConvenienceThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion killing babies is hilaaaarious!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I would support this law only if the mothers had the opportunity to urinate on said pictures of congressmenThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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