@TheOnion I remember losing my virginity when my uncle took me into the basement & had me play with his lightsaber while watching star wars
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@TheOnion I lost my virginity in 1977 also. -
@420_fazeit@TheOnion Please say it wasn't with Vanessa Bryer. -
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@TheOnion I was 8 at the time, so that may have been a good thing.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Well, Star Wars does deserve to be crammed in a rectumThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Let me guess it was two men and involving the planet Uranus.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@AubreyConRAD lol Star WarsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Hold on a sec. How could Peter be a child actor in The Shining, but a teenager in 1977?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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