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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 Dec 2015

    Man Who Baked Banana Bread Spends Entire Party Anxiously Watching It Go Uneaten http://onion.com/1P3KeNq pic.twitter.com/mq4XIXXhYS

    5:02 AM - 16 Dec 2015
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      1. Back on my shit‏ @Natal_Cr 16 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion lol just made banana nut cake for a party...same.

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      1. Some Girl EH‏ @SomeGirlEH 16 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion @dryvetyme unless I’m at the party cuz I’ll eat the whole thing. LOVE banana bread! 🍌🍞

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      1.  ⚽Dre Day 🏈‏ @AngelCityDre 16 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion gimme DAT! I'll tear up some banana bread.

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      2. matt flores‏ @mattdre98 17 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion @Donnyrf

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      3. Donny‏ @Donnyrf 17 Dec 2015
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        @mattdre98 @TheOnion hahaha. That's me!

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      1. DJ 1-800‏ @revughtron 16 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion in what universe does banana bread go uneaten?

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      1. Lifeasamaven‏ @lifeasamaven 16 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion @MissSophiaBlog awww. Ice been there...usually ill cut it..eat a piece then others follow 👍😊

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      1. mary c. joyce‏ @marycjoyce2 16 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion First you should have cut it and put it on a plate! The host wanted it for breakfast the next morning!!!!

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      2.  🥖 🌹‏ @Slopiak 16 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion @IvyRSteinberg

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      3. Ivy Rachel Steinberg‏ @IvyRSteinberg 16 Dec 2015
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        @Slopiak @TheOnion Hahaha!

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      1. KA De Chick‏ @katmac205 16 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion Ha! It's the presentation!

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      1. Mary Roberts‏ @Marzipanrat 16 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion Been this person... Oh the shame.

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      1. Hera Cadiddlehopper‏ @HeraKitty 16 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion happens all the time :(

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      1. Courtney Shove‏ @ceshove 16 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion he should have made zucchini bread.

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      1. airnation‏ @airnation 16 Dec 2015
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