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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 15 Dec 2015

    Terrified Jeb Bush Beginning To Fade From Visible Spectrum http://onion.com/1P5QXs4  #GOPDebatepic.twitter.com/ZTKUK2oo78

    6:00 PM - 15 Dec 2015
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      2. Garrick‏ @GarrickEslava 15 Dec 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnionpic.twitter.com/WN2BfEqQyz

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      1. Kevni Chang‏ @KevniChang 15 Dec 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion he's like the Marty Mcfly Polaroid photo that gets erased in back to the future! !

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      1. Matt Aaron‏ @BronxLaugher 15 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion You guys already had this one written and were just waiting for the stock photo, huh?

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      2. Mason‏ @flagrantlynerdy 15 Dec 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Whatever you do, NOBODY get George H. W. and Barbara to meet up at the Enchantment Under the Sea Dance!

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      3.  🧟‍♂️John Smith 1882 🧟‍♂️‏ @pockybotz 15 Dec 2015
        Replying to @flagrantlynerdy

        @flagrantlynerdy @TheOnion Ike, it's your cousin, Marvin Eisenhower. You know that new ideology you're looking for? Well listen to this!

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      2. James Robson‏ @hockeyfan_62 15 Dec 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion He either needs to find a Delorean, or a hot tub, fast

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Tochillo La Roche  ✊‏ @DonTochillo 15 Dec 2015
        Replying to @hockeyfan_62

        @hockeyfan_62 @TheOnion Hahaha

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      1. Big Diesel‏ @Smoooove 15 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion this is gold

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      1. Ransom Island‏ @LandisSt 15 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion You’re so fast!

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      1. Ima Khivar‏ @AntarianRani 16 Dec 2015
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        #PoorGuy @TheOnion @warcrimesbush Trump eased Jebby right off the stage. #GOPDebate

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      1. k n u c k i f u b u c k‏ @tylernck 15 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion @chrisforcini

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      1. Herb Superb‏ @Flerbie 15 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion Duh..you are using really big confusing words.pic.twitter.com/3RamCPPHCS

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      1. Arundhati Paul‏ @apaul868 15 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion @DeionKathawa

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      1. Bored Bunny Blues‏ @BoredBunnyBlues 15 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion His real name is Kif Kroker (futurama)

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      1. Mike Datlof‏ @mike_datlof 19 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion @SMolloyDVM Jeb is W without a sense of humor

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      1. Eddie bailey‏ @inkonpaper01 19 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion @SMolloyDVM with all those donors wasting money on Jeb & still can't get traction😄👍

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      1. Brian Bobbitt‏ @dragoncapt1 19 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion Jeb Who? Ih the guy ashamed of his family name.

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