@TheOnion Decided this is the best course of action and have already handed in my company tie and company-branded leg shackles #noregrets
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@TheOnion I heartily endorse this path to real healthThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@david_gatewood One of my favorite Onion stories ever:http://www.theonion.com/article/abusive-father-cant-wait-to-see-the-art-hes-inspir-27192 …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@krislc@karenklcheung@tomgrundy the road to healthThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@theElenaBeck This is your strategy!!! :DThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@sadserver in openspace I understand thisThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion read my mindThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I do recommend standing up at work. Always a good laughThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion BAHAHAHAHA!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@LauraRotunno1 Who'd a thought?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@kuroi_kenshi lmao!!!!!!!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@gary_bury Bit stressful if it then means you can't pay your bills! All that cortisol.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion done this, happiest day of my life.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Quitting! It's the new standing!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@hopefulcyborg best piece of advice I've heard all yearThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Tell your five bosses to go synergize each other!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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