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@TheOnion@DroopDogg865 lol god bless the onionThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Ah, syntax. Possibly one of the more difficult things to teach or learn, yet so valuable.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion reread this headline precisely 57 timesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion love it!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Title gore.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion word salad headlineThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion for a second I thought this was@realDonaldTrumpThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion A romanian war veteran turned 101 years - http://www.viatavalcii.ro/index.php/component/content/article/51-slide/40240-un-veteran-de-rzboi-a-implinit-101-ani.html …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I KNEW she was a potty mouth.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion oh you meant "everyone else is dead" I thought the old woman is dead. God it's not really clear what you're saying is it?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion In related news, Most Self-Absorbed Man Just Satisfied Every Girl Rejecting Him Still Missing OutThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Triumph!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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