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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 12 Dec 2015

    Mentally Ill Man Not In Mood To Gun Down Strangers, But Glad To Know That Option There If Neededhttp://onion.com/21XpjCV 

    8:00 AM - 12 Dec 2015
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    17 replies 587 retweets 1,090 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Barb Mccaslin‏ @MccaslinBm 12 Dec 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion THAT Right THERE IS THE PROBLEM!!! NOBODY SHOULD THINK THERE IS AN OPTION!!! Shame on you!!! Do you have ANY IDEA What U DID?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. little bitch‏ @LilSebastianVol 12 Dec 2015
        Replying to @MccaslinBm

        @MccaslinBm I'm not positive you fully grasp the concept of The Onion. Please tell me I'm wrong.

        2 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      4. Barb Mccaslin‏ @MccaslinBm 12 Dec 2015
        Replying to @LilSebastianVol

        @LilSebastianVol Ok. What does ONION DO???

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Jesse‏ @muppetgrrrl 12 Dec 2015
        Replying to @MccaslinBm

        @MccaslinBm @LilSebastianVol it's a satire news website. The news they report isn't real or serious.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Barb Mccaslin‏ @MccaslinBm 12 Dec 2015
        Replying to @muppetgrrrl

        @jludingtonx @LilSebastianVol I AM SORRY BUT IN THIS DAY AND AGE BOGUS CRAP DOES NOT HELP. Like MOST people we don't need more crazy!

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. Jesse‏ @muppetgrrrl 12 Dec 2015
        Replying to @MccaslinBm

        @MccaslinBm @LilSebastianVol ???? I'm not sure you understand what satire is

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      8. little bitch‏ @LilSebastianVol 12 Dec 2015
        Replying to @muppetgrrrl

        @jludingtonx i think this one's a lost cause

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      9. End of conversation
      1. Dana Timmons‏ @dana_timmons 12 Dec 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Mentally ill man state's: Options, that's what makes America so great.

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      1. Courtney Clayton‏ @cclayton041 15 Dec 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion this is in really bad taste

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      1. Brock Sloan‏ @BrockSloan5 12 Dec 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Cops also glad to know the ability to shoot down unarmed people remains intact, despite nations call for no murder

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      1. Ese Erheriene‏ @Ese_Journo 12 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion @jonsindreu

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      1. Boo Ross‏ @barbedwyer96 12 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion @nickward12097

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      1. B1iw#&Ro6r1#w=!hibLd‏ @JNeuchter 12 Dec 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion very thoughtful

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      2. Guy Mangotree‏ @GMangotree 12 Dec 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion that article is 3 yrs old. So what happened ? The guy got out of the Looney house and massacred people ?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Chris Why‏ @ChrisWhy 12 Dec 2015
        Replying to @GMangotree

        @GMangotree @TheOnion is a satirical website... They don't post real stories -_-

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Guy Mangotree‏ @GMangotree 12 Dec 2015
        Replying to @ChrisWhy

        @ChrisWhy @TheOnion Holy Onionpowder ! .... Well they hold no weight with me now. I'll drop that one. I have time for Bogus news. Thanks !

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      2. J-Wall‏ @JWallJackson 12 Dec 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion You often miss the mark when trying to satirize politics. Not a funny headline.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Jo Bob‏ @JoBobsFineFoods 12 Dec 2015
        Replying to @JWallJackson

        @JWallJackson @TheOnion actually it was both funny and right on the mark, as usual

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      4. End of conversation
      1. Donna S Rome‏ @DonnaSchnauder 12 Dec 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @DonnaSchnauder # I understand !

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