@TheOnion These poor souls are one "happy holidays" from complete extinction. #persecution
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@TheOnion Geez. I hadn't known that we were doing so well in the war on the Christmas.
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@TheOnion Listening to some Ky politicians one might not realize this is a satirical jokeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion too sad most white folks wont get the satireThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion watch out for the secret police using dogs trained to track christmas trees and cookies to come busting down the door any minuteThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion those dangit flangit refu gees!! gonna take our JOBS !Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@Mdelekta13 and morn all the dead Christians killed by ISIS#genocideThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@normangoldman Just think...this could be a Kirk Cameron Christmas special movie!
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@TheOnion Can't wait til the live ammunition to take out my neighbor's 10 ft inflatable snowman. Geez it's fugly.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Worst episode of The Walking Dead ever.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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