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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 11 Dec 2015

    Pope Rummaging Through Vatican Basement For Plastic Nativity Scene Figures http://onion.com/1TGkTKy pic.twitter.com/jbSxhHrJTI

    4:00 PM - 11 Dec 2015
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    • ChristinaRivetti wtaylo7 Hud Kora Macy Guise gone to clown heaven Grace O'Malley (((Elisheba))) Chef Carl Super Elite Nationalist Angel Jeff Cowles
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      1. GodlessIn2017‏ @bunysrule 11 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion @mrburlesk Must’ve been hard to dig through all that gold first.

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      2. Kersten Engle‏ @kersten_marie 15 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion @cmarguarite

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      3. Claudia Morales‏ @cmarguarite 15 Dec 2015
        Replying to @kersten_marie

        @kersten_marie @TheOnion YESSSSS LOVE THIS

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      1. Ross Sauer‏ @Ross_Sauer 11 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion @ThisIsntLukeH @AHattenhauer @ayyochazzay

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      1. Jason Hunter‏ @Huntersheroes34 11 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion @PaigeRisser I love the Onion

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      1. Lillian Boone‏ @drlillianboone 12 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion Your Grace, you appear much like a typical father selecting decorations. G_d bless you, Pope Francis. And Merry Christmas!

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      1. Kevin PC‏ @1QEntanglement 12 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion ...can he get the tree home on the top of the Pope Mobile??

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      1. riverghostery‏ @riverghostery 12 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion The Vatican has a well documented history of rummaging for baubles.

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      1. Spray Raid‏ @AllShade4Days 11 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnionpic.twitter.com/hDm5LeMrt8

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      1. Timothy J Taaffe‏ @tweetsfromtimmy 11 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion And where else would he look? Oh.Maybe Target.

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      1. Mikey Garrabrandt‏ @777CAPTINSAY 11 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion hez gotta lay off that wacky weed; carrots n potatoes any1?

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      1. Alex Kittle‏ @paleomollusk 11 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion He should try the attic. That's where we kept ours.

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      1. sadderthinker‏ @oldscotcan 11 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion "What's Darth Vader doing here?"

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      1. Stephen and Charity‏ @SRLogan49 11 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion Seriously? like that's going to happen interesting photo though🎄🎅

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      1. john hilland‏ @johnhilland11 11 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion Xmas what a load balls

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      1. Jon Lorbacher‏ @Jon_Lorbacher 11 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion that picture looks like George Bluth Sr on Arrested Development when he becomes "Jewish"

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