@TheOnion I hate it when I do that. Having hostages is a lot of responsibility. My dad was right
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@theMOTOSURFER@TheOnion@nickkroll@eugcordero Just in time for the holidays.
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@TheOnion 0-0 he didn't leave them enough fish flakes?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "oh shit, they are still in the basement"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Mine jst asked me to leave the nightlight on
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@TheOnion He did however leave a HUGE bowl of water and a 20 lb of kibble.."I'm sure they'll be fine", he muses...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That's why you always use a time-release feeder.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion hahaha omg to much just got me good.@Lmao @factstoofunny@autocorrects#funny@Derpey@DougBenson@comedyorjoke
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