@TheOnion that "charlie sheen lifestyle" can take a POSITIVE turn
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@TheOnion being able to convince urself 2 upgrade to win10 w/o even knowing that u already did itThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion For the Onion, discovering alchemy wasn't considered science.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Trump and Rush Limbaugh are twins separated at birth.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That Trump was a stand up comedian.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Trump's ego is declared an additional planet in our solar system?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion People are human...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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