@TheOnion @Ian_McGrathh people are gonna think this is serious...like they do with every onion article
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@TheOnion @TIB2016 Texting while driving even with hands free and eyes on the road reduces your attention span. That makes you dangerous.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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RT @TheOnion: Report: Texting While Driving Okay If You Look Up Every Couple Seconds http://onion.com/1mcuONr pic.twitter.com/tYuFJG31vg
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@TheOnion @TIB2016 Without deliberately paying attention, we all are bad drivers. Texting, drinking, toking, only add to our inattention. -
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@TheOnion That must be blondie wisdom. ... besides lifting the cup and cupholder up in front of your face is ... well...
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@TheOnion@shawnbrace this article/ title is just#dangerous- seen too many people who don't get#satireThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion knew it!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion good news: those who text&drive are using the force. bad news: they're not really jedi knightsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion can we talk about how the phone's backwards with the image edited on the back (vol buttons give it away)pic.twitter.com/ALbqXjpHDv
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@TheOnion@TSNMattCade wonder if anyone noticed the picture and where the driver is lolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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