@TheOnion See....... they are just like the rest of us.......!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...... kidding.... just kidding.
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@TheOnion Might be a joke except that Michelle said she's looking forward to shopping at Target. Like that's gonna happen.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion he can't afford to send them to collegeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @JacobLlessurThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion and I hear her father is joining her. We all know he needs to learn something.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I thought they were trying to find a university that won't make public Malia's love of underage drinking.#bushtwinsdoublestandardThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Political leaders keep DC voteless & therefore terrible DC public schools, disenfranchisers kids go private.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion#DCstatehood! UDC 4 yr program founded 104 years after Morrill land grant college act of 1862, delayed by malicious US Congress.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion#DCstatehood! UDC ranks worst flagship 4 year public U of any state, ranked 1122 on 1 list, >800 slots behind 48th best flagship.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that would actually be great if she did go to a CCThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Awww I feel bad. I say these exact things to my kids. :(Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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