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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 9 Dec 2015

    POLL: What Would You Like To See More Of In 2016? http://www.theonion.com/2015/polls/wednesday-dec-9 …pic.twitter.com/DkOu3amJyg

    10:15 AM - 9 Dec 2015
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      1. Charles McAfee‏ @McAfeeCharles 9 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion less pictures like these.

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      1. Kevin Centlivre‏ @KevinCentlivre 9 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion Oil spills.

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      1. Darth J. Trump‏ @heilDonaldTrump 9 Dec 2015
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        .@TheOnion MORE OF BACHELOR #5. "POLL: What Would You Like To See More Of In 2016? http://theonion.com/2015/polls/wed … pic.twitter.com/ZIWlZPppe4"

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      1. Football Meatlong‏ @MichaelJSuich 9 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion Bernie Sanders.

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      1. Vin‏ @VinBabycakes 9 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion opinion polls

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      2. Dinger‏ @Dinger_46 9 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion Gladiatorial battles held in the HoR. Instead of voting they draw 2 names to a fight to the death. Winner takes all

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      3. Dinger‏ @Dinger_46 9 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion This is for each vote that would come to pass of course. Beef up boys. Its combat time in the HHHHOOOOUUUUUSSSEEEE!!!!

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      1. JRoss5‏ @jirossesq 9 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion more #GOPDildo tweets!!

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      1. redfury91‏ @redfury91 9 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion how bout some dead nazis. lets start with Ukraine and work our way back home to slay the final giant

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      1. Thomas Fornash‏ @Tom4nash 9 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion Donald Trump because, God knows, we don't get enough of him now.

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      1. darryl mars‏ @DarrylMars 9 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion certainly not the guys in picture; I'll go with rational problem solving & ecstasy ( the feeling, not the drug)

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      1. Jill Nathan‏ @nathan_jbn 9 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion Beijing.

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      1. Ned Muffins‏ @AbnormalNed 9 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion I would very much like to see LESS of @realDonaldTrump, thank you very much.

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      1. Bill Williams‏ @LionMyth 9 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion the GOP is broken

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      1. Julie Courtwright - Queen of Rats and Crows  🎃 🐁 🐀‏ @Jubbacca 9 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion Not Donald Trump

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      1.  ☹️Lloyd ☹️‏ @Llhavo 9 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion money

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      1. Deb Shaw‏ @debjshaw 9 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion how about throw un Caligula and his horse that wasa senator??

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      1. KRUSHDIG YOUR GRAVE  ☠️‏ @Krushdig 9 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion Even MORE grumpier old men!

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      1. Shannon P. Laws‏ @SPLaws 9 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion real leaders, not grown babies with too much money & time

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      1. Judi‏ @judithshaw2 9 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion A real contender.

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