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@TheOnion sexually frustrated woman says forget it, decides to check out "women's only bar"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion lol this was so me for a lot of yearsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion the irony is that if she were married she wouldn't have these longings anymore.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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