@TheOnion millennial terrorists need to be constantly validated. It's exhausting.
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@TheOnion@joannapennino omfg this is so awful but had me so weak helpThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion the attacks seemed 1000% more authentic that way!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion oh man...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This must be why@realdonaldtrump wants to close the Internet...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion you can tell immediately this diaper head is goat fu**er . call animals right group immediatelyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That's quite interesting.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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