@TheOnion I Agee. Studies have shown that non-heroin users seldom die from heroin overdoses.
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@TheOnion The only way to stop a bad guy with heroin is a good guy with heroin.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Less heroin means less euphoria, which means the high isn't top of the game. Try again, Onion.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this one actually isn't funny at allThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion only a good man with a syringe can stop a bad man with a syringe.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@zachsports22 this is what I was talking aboutThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ohheyitswilly@TheOnion nah. Pretty funny.
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@TheOnion @acardwell123 more deliberate overdoses could also reduce accidental onesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Brilliant finding!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Really? What a revelationThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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