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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 8 Dec 2015

    John Roberts Delivers Finishing Blow To Stephen Breyer To Defend Title Of Chief Justice http://onion.com/1YWS1kJ pic.twitter.com/ZQrVFnUC7S

    11:34 AM - 8 Dec 2015
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    18 replies 920 retweets 1,132 likes
      1. Josh‏ @bosdcla14 8 Dec 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion "Good god almighty he killed him! As God as my witness he is broken into subsections!"

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      1. Employed Greer‏ @MyLifeAsGreer 8 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion @alysshacloud

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      1. Eric Coffman‏ @EricCoffman1 8 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion @bjbethelCMGO Scalia....GET THE TABLE!

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      1. Jozef‏ @DongMaster22 8 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion @ActuallyIsJuden

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      1. Harris WiIson‏ @harriswiIson 8 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion this might be my favorite onion article of all time #AndSTILL

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      1. Roland Kausen‏ @RolandKausen 8 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion ...judicial activism at its worst!

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      1. Doug Dimmadome‏ @Bilalipops 8 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion @0sey think The People's Elbow would've been a nicer touch

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      1. The Artful Roger. Diamond of many Facets.‏ @Rojodi 8 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion Where's the Notorious R.B.G. with the chair?

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      1. Sam Bird‏ @SammyBoyBe 8 Dec 2015
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        @atadsarcastic @TheOnion @Joebesity getting pinned would be the best the most interesting thing Breyer ever did on bench

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      1. jose_jose‏ @jose_jose 8 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion BAH GAWD CHIEF THE MAN HAS A FAMILY!

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      1. Holly‏ @HollyASwanson 8 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion @seanmdav This is why we all wish there were cameras in the courtroom.

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      1. Kendal Ferguson‏ @KF3rg 9 Dec 2015
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        @CoryFerguson @TheOnion 😂

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      1. Kevin Eric Snell  ☹‏ @KevEnoch 8 Dec 2015
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        Awesome ^_^ Hey, I didn't realize @TheOnion still wrote humor

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      1. MADE FOR WIGS.‏ @Empty_Xone 8 Dec 2015
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      1. Nutcrack a'lackin'‏ @Nutcracker_man 8 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion when did Sander's become an SC Justice?

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      1. Damn_Them_All‏ @IamWop 8 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion "GET THE TABLES!" in my Bubba Ray Dudley vc

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      1. MetalMikeFisher‏ @Metalmikefisher 8 Dec 2015
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      1. ashley riehlin‏ @asherly 8 Dec 2015
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