@TheOnion how is "deez nuts" not an option?
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@TheOnion Suspected Burglar Hides From Cops In Pond, Is Killed By AlligatorThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion JPP unsigned by anyone playing with fireworksThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion the war in syria must come to an abrupt end .oh god stop the war nowThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Obama didn't quit..Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion they found one person in the Middle East who's not a homicidal maniacThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion blake bortles to allen robinsonThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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