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@Donna_Saenz@TheOnion@TheBenStauffer they do smell and look delicious
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@TheOnion This story is fake -
@Marry_Meme@TheOnion it's not a story, it's a statement -
@YouSoPunny@TheOnion They aren't allow to publish false information ( cc:@FCC ) -
@Marry_Meme@TheOnion@FCC now you're wrong on two counts: none of it is "false." -
@YouSoPunny@TheOnion@FCC I know false information when I see it, and this is false -
@Marry_Meme@TheOnion@FCC i also know false information when i see it, and your assertion is false, so… here we are. -
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@TheOnion Funny! Let him eat the whole bag!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion mmmmm. . . Soapy.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion with the amount of cocaine I take I never sleep.



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