MT @TheOnion: BUDGET-Conscious Obamas Strongly Pushing Malia Toward UDC Community College. http://onion.com/1NTxZFZ pic.twitter.com/e8gBhImobj
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MT @TheOnion: BUDGET-Conscious Obamas Strongly Pushing Malia Toward UDC Community College. http://onion.com/1NTxZFZ pic.twitter.com/e8gBhImobj
@TheOnion Plus she'd avoid the 'Freshman 15,' ultimately eliminating the necessity for a personal trainer and chef.
@TheOnion Welcome to the world the rest of us inhabit. They have no idea what our reality is.
@TheOnion how come everyone had to hate me for being princess. I deserve to be queen and get all the goodies that a Chinese empress gets
@TheOnion maybe their other kids should learn the hard way like fattening up at state hospitals and starving on the streets like I did.
@TheOnion after all I did to give them power, they hated me when I was in their household
@TheOnion I suppose either her grades aren't good, her parents are too wealthy for Affirmative Action to pay her way to Harvard or cheap.
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